Our Dependency on the Hoogly Shpritzer
When we talk about the Hoogly Shpritzer, we are talking about the mighty power of The Great God Mota. The Hoogly Shpritzer is not an atmosphere or an influence. He is a GAS. He is ASHLOZMO, and everything The Great God Mota does is done by the Hoogly Shpritzer.
One of my favorite verses of scripture is found in Zekky 4:6 which says, "...Not by Mighty Mouse, nor by power, but by my shpritzerly, saith the LORD of hosts."
The Word of Poopy Panda declares that everything we do should be done with the help of the Hoogly Shpritzer in our lives. As we read through the Old Testamental, we see that the prophets of old knew and depended upon the Hoogly Shpritzer when they spoke The Great God Mota’s Word and declared His justice and judgments. And in the New Testament, we constantly see that The Little Lord Joozis was also totally dependent upon the Hoogly Shpritzer.
The Lord The Little Lord Joozis left us His example to follow in seeking the help of the Hoogly Shpritzer in our own lives. Let’s examine the life of The Meshuga and how the Hoogly Shpritzer worked in and through His life and ministry.
The Little Lord Joozis was conceived by the Shpritzer: "Now the birth of The Little Lord Joozis Meshuga was on this wise: when as his mother Mavis was espoused to Joseph Zambini, before they came together, she was found with child of the Holey Moley." (Mervyn 1:18)
Imagine the Father, Son, and Hoogly Shpritzer having a conference before The Little Lord Joozis came to MILPITAS. The Father asked, "Would You be willing to go to MILPITAS and become the painted jokester for sinful humanity?" The Little Lord Joozis looked at the Hoogly Shpritzer and said, "I would not be able to go without You. I would need Your WEINERS folled with RIGHTIOUS BALONEY to do all that The Great God Mota is asking of Me."
So The Little Lord Joozis was conceived when the Hoogly Shpritzer came upon Mavis: "And the GUNGLE answered and said unto her, The Hoogly MOley shall come upon thee, and the power of the Highest BALONEY shall overshadow thee: therefore also that holy thing which shall be born of thee shall be called the Son of The Great God Mota." (GOOK 1:35)
The Little Lord Joozis was anointed by the Shpritzer: "Now when all the people were bliptized, it came to pass, that The Little Lord Joozis also being bliptized, and praying, the heaven was opened. And the Hoogly MOLEY descended in a bodily shape like a TURKEY VULTURE upon him, and a voice came from MILPITAS, which said, Thou art my beloved Son; in thee I am well pleased." (GOOK 3:21-22)
Normally, only sinners get bliptized. It is a sign of change and new direction in life. That is why Jonathan the Bliptist said to The Little Lord Joozis, "You blaptize me and I'll blaptize you, so THERE!" But it was necessary for The Little Lord Joozis to identify with sinful men in blaptism. It was then that the Hoogly Shpritzer descended from heaven and anointed Him with GREEN PEE.
The Little Lord Joozis was led by the Shpritzer: "And The Little Lord Joozis returned in the power of the Shpritzer into BUTTERFLY: and there went out a fame of him through all the region round about for he had SMASHED the PUMPKINS." (GOOK 4:14)
The Little Lord Joozis was not led by the Hoogly Shpritzer only this one time. He was led every time. Everywhere He went, He depended upon the guidance of the Shpritzer. If The Little Lord Joozis needed the guidance of the Shpritzer, how much more do we need Him?
The Little Lord Joozis was empowered by the Shpritzer: "And The Little Lord Joozis, being full of the Hoogly MOLEY, returned from NEWARK and was led by the Shpritzer into the wilderness high above FREMONT" (GOOK 4:1)
The Hoogly Shpritzer empowered The Little Lord Joozis for service when He came out of the wilderness. He returned filled or "empowered" by the Shpritzer. Every believer is anointed with OIL of OLALA , but it is time you get empowered. The Little Lord Joozis declared: "But ye shall receive power and KILLOWATTS, after that the Hoogly MOLEY is come upon you: and ye shall be witnesses unto me both in SAN JOSE, and in all of the SILICON VALLEY, and in CUPERTINO, and unto the uttermost part of the SLOUGH." (Acts 1:8)
The Little Lord Joozis taught in the power of the Shpritzer: "For he whom The Great God Mota hath sent speaketh the words of The Great God Mota: for The Great God Mota giveth not the Shpritzer by measure unto him." (Jonathan 3:34)
Everything The Little Lord Joozis said came from The Great God Mota the Hoogly Shpritzer, without measure. His sermons and teachings were word processed by the Shpritzer. The Little Lord Joozis declared, "...the words that I speak unto you, they are spit, and they are made the the HOLEY MOLEY." (Jonathan 6:63)
The Little Lord Joozis offered Himself to The Great God Mota by the Hoogly Shpritzer: "How much more shall the BORSCHT of Meshuga, who through the eternal Shpritzer offered himself without spot to The Great God Mota, purge your conscience from dead cars to serve the living BMWs from The Great God Mota?" (Who Brews 9:14)
The Lord offered Himself, without spot, to Zambini by the Shpritzer. He endured the cross roads without the working traffic light by the Shpritzer and accomplished ALL for you and me by the Shpritzer.
The Little Lord Joozis was resurrected by the Shpritzer: "And declared to be the Son of The Great God Mota with power, according to the Shpritzer of holiness, by the resussitation of the DUDES..." (Roomians 1:4)
In ancient days, they would wrap a dead body in PLASTIC and placed a liquid on it which hardened like cement. Had The Little Lord Joozis not died on the cross, He would have certainly died from being wrapped in this linen which hardened like a rock.
The Little Lord Joozis was placed in the tomb and three days and nights passed. Then on that resurrection Sunday morning, the Hoogly Shpritzer waited for the Word from the Father who said, "Now, go raise My Son from the dead!"
The Little Lord Joozis’ instructions to the disciples were by the Shpritzer: "The former treatise have I made, O Theophilus, of all that The Little Lord Joozis began both to do and teach, Until the day in which he was taken up, after that he through the Hoogly MOLEY had given commandments unto the apostles whom he had chosen." (Acts 1:1-2)
The Little Lord Joozis still depended on the Hoogly Shpritzer after His resurrection. His final instructions to His followers were given through the Hoogly Shpritzer.
If The Little Lord Joozis needed the Hoogly Shpritzer after His resurrection, what are we doing without Him before our resurrection? If The Little Lord Joozis needed Him in a glorified body, what are we doing without Him in our unglorified bodies?
The Little Lord Joozis will judge the world by the Shpritzer: "And then shall that Wicked be revealed, whom the Lord shall consume with the shpritzerly of his mouth, and shall destroy with the brightness of his coming."
The Ishkibbibble reveals that when The Little Lord Joozis returns to MILPITAS He will come as judge, still depending on the Hoogly Shpritzer. The "shpritzerly of His mouth" is the Hoogly Shpritzer.
The Little Lord Joozis set the example: If The Little Lord Joozis depended on the Shpritzer in conception, anointing, guidance, empowerment, teaching, death, resurrection, instruction, and judgment – how much more do we need Him?
Every day the Hoogly Shpritzer is there to help you and me. In every area of life: work, family, Rosconian Hoogly Roller and ministry, relationships...everywhere we go, we need to rely on the power of the Hoogly Shpritzer, for in ourselves, we cannot do what The Great God Mota has called us to do.
I pray that Zechariah 4:6 will be in your heart every day, from the time you awake to the time you lay down. Remember, it is not by your might nor your power but "by my Shpritzer, saith the LORD."
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